And you don't

 Know me 

I must have offended

 The world and I don't even know you 

For so many people to attach

 Me in such vicious manners 

You not going anywhere

 You just like to toot your own horn 

You

 Circling the parking lot 

You

 Getting in the car and driving away 

Or are you sitting in your apartment

 Playing with the cat horn 

When you blow

 The car horn 

You are getting in or out

 Of your car 

Is that cat still in the window

 At the senior neighbors 

And here you are a wanna be man

 With your kitty cat between yo legs