You tried to

Make it work 

You tried to

 Tim Gunn it 

How

 Did he get in the building 

Who

 Was that guy 

Was

 That a robot driving that truck 

Watching story television

 Modern marvel the worst engineering disasters 

Ever 

Watching the

 Story television station 

In theory

 Right 

Well shouldn't the canton

 Block be on canton street 

I go to the library a lot

 But the last time I went it was like I hadn't been there for a while 

I musta

 Slept for two days