Without

 An audience 

And I might want to

 Use the bathroom 

Without

 Interference 

And I might want to

 Watch a movie on the goddam TV 

I might want to use my phone

 For talking 

But it turns out

 That that's what people do 

That's weird

 To me 

If i watch

 A movie on my phone 

Candy

 Crush 

I used to

 Play 

Those

 Are games