They seem not to be locking up criminals today

 But you are still criminals 

Somebody told you to do this

 Stupid shit all day and here you are 

And you don't

 Know me 

I must have offended

 The world and I don't even know you 

For so many people to attach

 Me in such vicious manners 

You not going anywhere

 You just like to toot your own horn 

You

 Circling the parking lot 

You

 Getting in the car and driving away 

Or are you sitting in your apartment

 Playing with the cat horn 

When you blow

 The car horn 

You are getting in or out

 Of your car