So the old testament

 Is like God. The holy spirit. The Lord which is God 

But Jesus

 Wasn't born until the new testament 

Other than the old testament

 Has all those numbers and names 

But uh

 I use to know what they said but I forgot 

If you bring that little pocket Bible to church

 And the preacher preaches from the old testament 

The pocket Bible

 Only has the new testament 

The Bible

 The difference between the old and new testament 

Dam man

 Wtf

The simple question

 I thought I was asking 

And they told me

 Such a bizarre story