I can't believe

 The world see what I see 

I think I'm the only person

 Who see all these dumb ass commercials really 

What

 Has changed 

It used to be you couldn't get Medicare

 Until you turn 65

How old do you have to be

 For Medicare?

I reckon if I got a

 New antenna something would mysteriously happen to it 

Using that rock

 As a weight for the antenna 

This is that fossil I dropped on my foot

 Felt like the dinosaur itself had stepped on my foot 

You don't get to live for free

 Unless it's okay with 

Squatters

To the new crop

 Of homeless people