She was helpful

 Open zipper closed zipper two way zipper 

And the lady

 Asked 

And yeah

 Prior to me going to the store I got quizzed on types of zippers by way of stich to fit 

And she was able to

 Tell me what 2.5 feet measured in centimeters 

But I

 Asked the lady for help 

Now I could've

 Asked my phone 

But when I got to the store

 The zippers were measured in centimeters 

And I measured by

 "Feet"

So I went to the place to get the

 Zippers

I knew it was a problem with the world when

 You advertise cleaning a house for 19.99 

You haven't seen the house 

When we thought

 Watching the fireplace on TV  idk not even a real fireplace was a thing