But when I got to the store

 The zippers were measured in centimeters 

And I measured by

 "Feet"

So I went to the place to get the

 Zippers

I knew it was a problem with the world when

 You advertise cleaning a house for 19.99 

You haven't seen the house 

When we thought

 Watching the fireplace on TV  idk not even a real fireplace was a thing 

I new

 It was a problem with the world