Kitchen sink

 Dripping water 

Starving

 For food 

Attention

 Starving 

Bitches

 You been warned 

I asked him to be mindful

 That  i live below him and to not stomp above my head 

I asked him if he stays above me

 And when he said yes 

This other man now says

 He stays up there and i kindly asked him in the hallway the same thing 

So now I knocked on the door

 To ask the 400 pound man not to stomp over my head 

You can't hide a 400 pound man

 Where did he go 

Is the 400 pound man still upstairs

 With this other person 

One animal is on the loose

 Behind the mirror in the bathroom