Chubs

 Who is now taller than his granny 

What the

 7000 pictures  that's going on 

I am 53 pictures

 From having 7000 pictures on my phone 

Rather than

 Continuing to harass me 

Please concern yourself

 With your coughing baby 

So getting back

 To my regular aches and pain 

I had the whatchamacallit

 Because I had that shot too 

I had the flu

 Because I got the flu shot 

And it's not the fuck

 Ok

Not

 Normal 

What to do Lord because I have done everything I know to do

 Nothing