If

 I was a crackhead 

They don't sale buttermilk in this neighborhood

 But I bet like a draft king commercial i could find some crack 

But I have to go outside

 My neighborhood to get some buttermilk 

I would of made you monkeys some

 Banana bread 

Ever

 Or we have to be subjected to this crazy forever 

If it's a coo

 Does law and order ever get restored 

When is this bad movie

 Gonna end in real life 

Knocked

 Right on the door 

Came right in

 They have a key too

By passed

 Locked door 

By passed

 A door bell