Who

 Let the police in the building 

If I'm fast enough

 I can record the bugs as they appear from the mirror 

Is freedom

 A thing 

Is that really

 A thing 

And Lord if you make me really corrupt

 I can get the presidential medal of freedom 

They don't just

 Want bananas 

Want

 Banana bread 

Today's monkeys and they monkey

 Babies 

Dead

 Dead 

Not King David

 Dead and alive in another chapter 

I've called the police

 Enough