Because

 I'm done caring 

Figure

 It the fuck out 

It is

 And the muthfuckin temperature 

What

 Time 

You bitches

 Betta figure out what day it is 

Um

 You 

Call the police tell them

 You are laundering money thru my fifth third account on lake eastboook Blvd 28th st 

Come

 Thru

Any

 Body wanna slam that door down stairs right now