You a

 Weak bitch 

Any

 Takers right now 

I stole

 Your drugs 

And you call the police on me

 To say 

That's like I steal

 Your drugs 

Call

 The police 

Now

 I'm  slamming cabinets 

This is

 A door slamming 

This is what

 It sounds like when I slam the toilet 

Can you

 Hear it 

Ima slam

 The toilet