Oh we can just take

 Your food 

We want kids

 But we have to feed them 

Hope that sheet

 Worked for you 

I'm capable of work

 But I rather sniff glue 

You wanna win

 Candy crush bitch 

Attention

 Seekers 

By any means

 Necessary 

You want

 Attention 

You want

 Sympathy for someone to feel sorry for you 

But if

 You just go for the loss of limb before putting thought into it 

I understand

 Some limbs can't be saved