It hurt my feelings

 Kinda because I had the hoodie in the picture

He came back at me

 Like what about the hoodie 

So when I showed a picture to

 My son of my outfit 

Fix

 Cause they do the most 

Oh t-mobile

 Thank you how to get rid of spam 

Who the f. Is this

 

And the last time I had this issue

 The office told me to pour bleach in the sink 

But i was experimenting

 With a green square trying to make it yellow and bleached it 

So if my hair be looking

 Or my face might have food on it or something 

And

 A bug came from thru the mirror 

I was trying

 To shave the back of my head yesterday