He was a gay man

 The last time I saw him 

White guy

 Maybe he moved and I missed it 

Did the young man who lived upstairs

 Who rode the bike move out 

Which is

 Goddam obvious

Michigan's

 Mental health crisis 

Stay the fuck out my face

 Bitch 

Don't waste my time

 

Creepy

 To me 

I hate to go

 Outside knowing I have to 

Might

 Be a problem 

If I took my trash out

 Will i hit someone with the trash bag