I was carrying something heavy

 The other day 

Today's

 Neighbor come and take your shit the moment you step out the door 

Back in the day

 We could borrow from a neighbor 

Pull it over your head

 Because it's so tiny 

You get it in the mall

 And you can't even 

You order that

 Cute sweater 

I would struggle

 Because I like to see what I'm buying 

You guys order things online

 If they made it safer

We lost a lot of people

 To covid and now the measles is making a comeback 

So no one was shopping in the kids department

 Because the kids kids in them  

Decided not to have kids 

So a while back

 I was buying a belt and I had to go to the kids department only there was no one shopping in the kids department