We can match you

 With another loser right in the building around 30ish

You both

 Are crackheads 

What is a 60 something yr old

 Motherfucker doing hanging with a 30 something yr old motherfucker 

Desperately seeking

 Attention motherfuckers 

That desperate

 Huh

You wanna look that

 Bad 

Bitch

 I can't see you dummy 

That ima stand

 Behind yo bathroom mirror 

I want you to see me sooo

 Bad 

Approach me

 Ima real bitch 

You a

 Stale bitch