I will bet

 Like a gambling man at the casino 

I'm sure

 Of it 

Can you see me when I'm

 In the bathroom from that crawl space 

Are you looking

 Are you listening 

Can you hear me

 Scratching my ass

If permission is granted

 Can I scratch my ass in private 

Permission

 To scratch my ass sir ma'am 

Is it ok

 To scratch my ass

Do I

 Die in the movie 

We all gonna laugh

 Right 

And the director

 Says  cut and that's a wrap