Are you looking

 Are you listening 

Can you hear me

 Scratching my ass

If permission is granted

 Can I scratch my ass in private 

Permission

 To scratch my ass sir ma'am 

Is it ok

 To scratch my ass

Do I

 Die in the movie 

We all gonna laugh

 Right 

And the director

 Says  cut and that's a wrap 

When the bad movie is

 Over 

On the

 Other side of the wall

I'm sure it's a

 Stinky crackhead bitch steering in my face