Other than this life insurance

 Shit 

Can't you advertise

 Something else 

I'm sorry if you

 Have to watch the same commercials 

If you are younger

 Than me 

Oh I didn't read those chapters yet

 Yall reading ahead of me 

That will steal my printer ink

 Print me some false ass bills and stick it in the mailbox 

These the kinda

 Muthafuckers

I never know

 In my world 

I don't check the mail everyday

 Anybody see the mail person 

Is this

 Yesterday's mail