I mean I'm watching

 The movie white chicks on the bounce network 

White chick's

 Is on bounce 

After they reopen the Department of Education

 Can I get information about my student loans and my college credits 

They left

 Trash upstairs 

 

I like

 That movie 

Thumbs up to

 Above the rim

I

 Have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth 

I mean

 I have it on the off 

The heat is

 Off

Elon Musk

 Can you call Humana and ask them about my money