Did he

 Jack off

Did he

 Have an orgasm 

Did he

 Come 

Did Trump buss

 A nut

Stupid shit

 All day 

Never ending

 Bad movie 

Every day

 Is it a bad movie 

So

 I did smell a dead body 

And I asked if

 Anybody live up there and he just shared that news 

Again they died

 I was just on my way up there and I saw my neighbor in the hallway 

So

 No one is supposed to be in the apartment above me