To my normal

 Crazy friends 

 

 

 

Look for the penny

 The toilet finally flushed 

I bet

 Them beasty babies got doctors 

Go get your

 Big foot kids out of the woods 

Keep selling wolf tickets

 Bitch because I'm sure you and yo mamma slept with a dog 

The price is right

 Free 99

Come

 On down 

In the word's of

 Bob barker