A person

 Said 

Because

 When I got to my destination 

Well

 It musta took me two days 

And I left

 On a Wednesday 

I was walking

 Downtown 

So um

 One day 

It's

 Never right these days 

I keep

 Resetting the tv time 

Comb your hair

 While I was gone 

Did you get a chance

 To shit shower shave 

The full

 Monty