Either

 Something is dead behind my bathroom mirror 

 

Maybe they have a phobia

 That prevents them from going outside 

And someone is in

 The apartment above me 

Let's call it

 That 

What ever the fuck

 Thing is 

I saw the movie the

 Blob 

And I want to

 Vote legally 

I want to

 Vote 

What do you call it

 Today 

Old racist

 Theft,benefits disappearing , lying out right lies, fraud