I'm literally shocked

 About what this Bible says 

I'm mixed between

 Generations 

 

Thank you for

 Stopping the bus 

There's only

 One or two things that can happen 

Three minutes to get to the dance floor

 

Any takers

 Any volunteers 

I don't think any man could handle labor pain

 

Let me add

 Motherfucker

Yep

 

I would hate to think of you

 As a ambulance chaser