The ride service

 Arranged a Uber for me to my doctors appointment 

Did the truck have a

 Sign saying Uber 

I'm gonna need a rock polishing kit

 

Ump

 

By his stripes

 With his stripes yeah no over it 

I won't

 Be reading the Bible any more 

And been in church

 All my life 

It's really sad that I got

 Thru the whole book of Isaiah before I recognized any of the scripture 

If you a fan of

 Tomatoes 

Has really

 Good tomatoes 

And I know

 Wealthy market