Any

 Crime happening today 

Or the

 Bible 

Somebody lying

 Is it you 

Can't nobody

 Beleive it 

Can we burn

 The Bibles 

Your

 Girdle 

Can you come

 When I'm here 

You take that up

 With God 

Your problem is not with me

 You have a God problem 

I am not your problem

 But God is your problem 

So I didn't write the

 Bible