If

 You had stalkers bitch 

Would you be a little

 Paranoid 

What measures would you go thru

 To protect your privacy 

If you don't know how

 The stalker spy's on 

A victim

 Of all three things 

I must be

 Or have been 

In order for me to have a document

 From the justice department pertaining to violence domestic violence and stalking 

And since I can't get a date

 To save my life 

To help

 You stand up straight 

Yeah

 The say it's good for the back 

Nice

 Ima get one of those