That was some real

 Crackhead shit 

They jokes

 Too

Well

 The State 

A cane

 One size fits all

My body was being

 Crushed in its center 

Maybe your

 Not acting 

Yall acting like

 Real bitches 

Modern marvel invention of

 Glue 

Recommending

 Shawshank redemption as a movie to watch this wknd 

Sanitary pads

 Comes to mind 

Could be you

 If you steal people's ideas and call it yours