The term Bigwigs

 Back in the day men wore wigs to represent power 

The bigger the wig the more powerful the man 

Unidentified

 Xfinity remote 

What size

 Battery I need some 

Its worth riding the bus

 Just to see the leaning houses 

My eyes

 Has gotten worse 

Said my

 Stimatiz

Dr.Tran

 My eye Doctor 

Who what when where how

 Why

I just saw an owl

 Now what the fuck 

Now I thought I saw everything

 Until 

It

 Swivels