so yeah

It was a problem with the phone from the jump 

just because I'm old

Don't mean I want a old ass phone 

I don't need

5 6 phones and not a old as phone 

but I don't want a

Phone that has been in your store since 2011

I might drive

A 2011 insert vehicle of choice 

well now that's

Question I didn't ask 

I should

Of asked him what was his last name 

that was so

Weird 

she called him Mr Johnson

Like he was my husband 

I don't think we

Share the same last name 

started calling him

Mr. Johnson