And now ma'am sir I have them

 And will do my best to take care of them 

Scratch the

 Floor 

As well as steal

 A little rip here tear there a little hole in the wall pin hole in the mirror 

They come in an tamper

 With things 

 

Come

 When I'm here bitch 

That don't make you no man

 Bitch cause you steal from me when I'm not here that makes you a hoe 

I'm sure it's a weak ass

 Man 

Fuckin bitch