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Thursday, December 28, 2023

Saturday, December 16, 2023

I don't know what I'm going to do

but I can tell you what the fuck I ain't gonna do

And in each ward

there is two commissioner's

There

are 3 wards in Grand Rapids

I don't care

how they left the building hook or crook bitch

I want my

earrings missing about 3 pairs

I think I

can break your hand if enough pain is administered way in the backroom just in case i scream no one can hear me

It's like

liar alert scam alert cheat alert phony alert robber alert hold on to your purse alert a muthafucka might jump out the bushes alert so take yo lying scamming cheating fake Ima rob you and take your purse and throw you in the bush ass on I'd rather see the real authentic you

Who

are you

What is

a straight answer

We in the stedford town

the stedford town

The sky might

be falling

Wait wait

they lie about ev-very thing

The other time that I

didn't speak up I smelt it briefly in a area that I thought unusual well anyway nobody gives a fuck chicken little

When I got to where I was

going and looking in the mirror I could tell I had been breathing it in during the night

Oh oh umh

the first time I smelt the gas I was on my way out the door coming from another area

Lower

My mentality

So I can't

even

Now if I

was slamming cabinets all damn day long well what do you think would of happened by now Yvonne well if it was me you know what I am not that childish

Bitch

you got a open door invite

I'm sure

it happened two times

One of the times

the woman with my same name said she had smelt it but didn't say anything

Both times

the building was evacuated

The two times I did

smell gas and spoke up

Like smelling gas

in the shelter

Or we gonna act

like we don't hear it

Maybe I'm the only

person who hears the cabinet slammer

Like the

lost children of Israel

Or maybe

we have lost our way and we don't know

Which way

is up

Hello

oh

I left the key in the door

but you might have your own

Yep

bitch but I bet you won't come down here right now

So if we on crazy

I'm not on that

I cannot do

your fakeness your falseness

Keep your

bullshit to you

I'm really tired

of steppin and fetchin

What I know

about the Kennedy's the word Camelot like royalty like sweet romance and what I know about Caesar E Chavez I learned from a Richard Pryor movie which way is up

Fighting off

the itis

Y'all could of

told me I left my keys in the door

I'm tired

with a wild imagination

Can I

get those keys please

Ima hold my piece

but damn never a dull moment

Lord

what are you doing today tonight other than the obvious

Thursday, December 14, 2023

What I do know about AARP

is that it is for seniors

I

could Google it but you know

I I I

still have yet to sign up for AARP which really in my stupidity I don't know what those letters really mean but I think you can sign up for it at 55????

Well

what is the age well AARP

Some places

consider a 55yr old person a senior

And because I wasn't 60

they told me don't you ever ever ever ever come by here unless I have 4$ and a guest someone member who is 60 years old

Because

once again you have to be 60

Which

was my saving grace

I was in there with

a senior

Well

once again I went into the senior neighbor's

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

You just sent the email

saying for the second time you cannot process my request after all that time on the phone and the email saying I have been approved

Now I tried

to let it go

I didn't take that survey

because I was taught if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything

Xfinity

you had me on the phone way too long yesterday

I

kept two quarters for my collection maybe used 7cents of one dollar if given the opportunity I will rectify that situation

But when I was stepping

up to the bed me and my feet 🐾 were thinking a little different so It makes sense to me now as I went to step up I kinda fumdlely steped ... let me read my Bible

When I was at the doctor

the other day and she said that her baby was due the next day I nearly fell out of the chair I was a little surprised

OMG LORD LORD

I am about to read my Bible this morning and I see we talkin about steps so I'm to fall off this stool

Well any way

I couldn't get what was going to get because I only had his couple dollars and my couple dollars and my L's on me oh and my...

In my mind I was fussing at God

Lord it is 6 in the morning dark is it even safe outside at that time of the morning

At 6:00 this morning

I'm on my way to the gas station to spend it and I see the man that I'm suppose to give it to

But when I carried it

around in the pocket for a week and not knowing who to give it to I was either gonna spend it or give it to anybody

Now

when God told me to put a couple dollars in my pocket to give to someone at first I was like ok

That trinket meant

so much that I still have it today

Sunday, December 10, 2023

But

we wrestle not against flesh and blood your an assigned demon to that space to do that cabinet slamming thing

I ought to

knock on your door and punch you in the face bitch

Who

wants to get cused the fuck out first

And I

can't hide

Turmoil

inside and outside

And if those places

don't ring a bell ask your Granny

Well if

I say uptown cleaners and Middletons drugstore

So

just like I did not know a about the indigenous people on reservations I did not know about Wards until Hurricane Katrina

It's in the

heart of the city

The elephant is not

in the room

That's what I was

born into

Now I'm pretty sure

I was not suppose to be born I was not suppose to make it out of the womb alive and I know I have been oppressed in my lifetime

Until recently

no joke I thought Indians chose to be on reservations and growing up we didn't stray to far from the neighborhood or you new where not to go

From the list

of people and events seems like by the time I got to elementary school we were reading Dr Martin Luther King I have a dream speech and lots of assemblys I remember Richard Nixon and Watergate and I remember the saying where is Jimmie Hoffa

Never have I ever

saw a documentary with the following names John F Kennedy Bobby Kennedy Martin Luther King Jr Malcom X Stokely Carmichael Eldridge Cleaver Medgar Evers Jimmie Hoffa Ted Kennedy Richard Nixon John Lewis Caesar E Chavez Vietnam war Watts riot Detroit riot Kent State University riot until now I was born in 1964

Friday, December 8, 2023

the socks

Are support socks specifically for my condition 

and when she said that

For some reason it made me think of a woman
Who wore two pair of glasses at the same time
And when I first saw her I thought it strange but
Then I rationalized it like maybe one pair was for near sidedness and the other pair for far sidedness and she couldn't afford one good pair so she wore two pair at the same time 

it would be like

Wearing contact lenses and wearing glasses
At the same time 

so if I

Then add/put a pair of arch support in the shoes 

the Hokas

They have built in arch support 

but the saleswoman

She also said something that really stuck out 

And feelin

like a 59 year old woman today I got a shingles shot so I will act accordingly

I almost

ruined a really good shoe experience

I

had put the other shoe on and was tying it up as she was reaching to guess what to tie it up for me

She

had done slipped the shoe on my feet so graciously tied it up that

I had sat down

to try them on

She

as she was assisting me with the shoes

Wait

I wanted to talk about the saleswoman

Well

because the woman was so helpful I was like telling her I was going to have to stay on that line for the survey and she immediately connected to the survey line I answered the one question and hung up

Man

I didn't know if I was going to be able to do it. One question survey

But now the other day

I took a one question survey

I was a bit

shocked by her calling me I thought my information wasn't disclosed like that

She pretty much

checked me because she said and she had lots of awards in her office she said that reflected....blah blah blah point being she called me right after I took the survey

I will have you know

The bank manager called me right back

And lo and behold

I received a call from the bank

I was asked to

take one of those surveys

A while back

when I was banking in Kentwood

A survey

where they ask all those????s

Now a survey

and Im not talkin bout where you survey land.

The Hokas

are specifically for the things that are wrong with my feet so if that ain't your issue you might need another style of Hokas depending on what's wrong with your feet

Verse you see someone

with a pair of shoes you like you buy them because they looked good on them

As she was educating me

about the shoes I thought back to childhood when you would go in a shoe store and the salesperson would measure your foot and tell you what shoe is best for your feet

A very sales woman

asked if she could help and I explained to her what my condition was and I said something about me liking to walk and the Hokas came up

Well I go to

Gazelle Sports downtown looking for the arch support he recommended.

The podiatrist

recommended foot therapy along with a few other things

I did have another appointment

at another location just in case

I did receive a call from

from the cascade location

Now when I did this

the girl lady on the phone when I told her what was going on her attitude was like well we don't want you to have to pay out of pocket and she said it so many times that I basically hung up

Needless to say I

called my Drs office and they told me to call the podiatrist office and see if I could see another foot doctor in the office

So new

he was not even in the system and if I saw him I would probably have to pay out of pocket

She put me on hold

and came back to the phone and informed me that the doctor podiatrist I was about to schedule this appointment with is new to the practice

Well

when I told her the address she or me had a little dyslexia going on because she got the #s wrong or I mixed them up she decided to call.

Transportation

arranging transportation I called the number on the back of the insurance card

The podiatrists recommendation

Dr Adrianson referred me to the podiatrist there was a slight delay

The baby is due

tomorrow and she was in the office today

Dr Adrianson

whom I saw today Many blessings too her and the baby she carrying.

Well

already feeling my age certainly did not want to be transported in no dag own ambucab thing

Well because I didn't want

to be transported to belding and maybe I could get care closer I had to keep it moving

I was just thinking

my bunions were the issue and because the emergency room recommended that I go to a Podiatrist in Belding with ambulatory referral to get there

Well the day I left the emergency room

I didn't realize how bad my feet were

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

I might want to know

a little bit more about Saint Nicholas but you done changed his name to Santa Claus

Well damn

Santa got Three names

Precinct

definition #2 definition #2 Ane election district of a city or town

District

A division of an area or geographical unit either created arbitrarily, as for administrative purposes, or existing as a division by virtue of a characteristic to mark off or divide districts, areas, or jurisdiction school district residential district electoral district

it's like walking past

A burning bush and not stopping to see y it's burning 

And if yes

how would you inform the public

If it was a serial killer

on the lose would you inform the public

Hoodwinked

bamboozled are familiar

Well

maybe I Betta look up the word division first just in case

Division

means to divide

Ward

A division of a city or town for administrative and representative purposes

It's all about the Benjamins

I mean the Wit and Wisdom of Benjamin Franklin

We

wards precincts districts

We are going back to

elementary

Volunteer

definition 2. Law. b. A person who holds property under a deed made without valuable consideration well I thought I was a person performing or giving my service of my own free will

Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Oh

this book mighta came from the other place I like to shop for books oh

So